Alter Egos

As most of you know when people get drunk they end up transforming into a whole different beast ala anyways in the spirit of this Dan and I have decided to apply names that fit our drunken characters.

As many of you know here is the list of alter egos that already exist:

Jim B: Hank
Andy H: The Mayor
Jim Z: Demetri (i am not sure if this is official or if this is the exact name)
Alex: (I know they gave him one does anyone know what it is?)
Dan: Sal
Dave: Lance
John: Lamar (I am still trying to figure out why Lamar, and if anyone else has any other suggestions please feel free to suggest them in the comments)