-I hate myspace, but facebook is ok.
-Wine Bomb should be the next "HIP" drink.
-"I like any kind of attention"
-What does no penetration include?
-Jesus I'm Rollin with you!
-Filling up your own beer is a bad idea.
-I hate Antoine Walker (is that how you spell his name?)
-My Itunes is running much more smoothly now, thank God
-Work is work
-Rat Pack part 3, Trains, Asian, God, Aristocrats, Indians, Beer, Trains, Colonic's
-Going to drive my favorite girl back to school today.
-Culvers giftcards make for good presents, move over PL I am the new king of fast food
-Xbox 360 breaking within 2 weeks is BS

At about 10pm, 6 years ago today i almost died. It was quite an expierience, not all bad. I think the most memorable part of that accident was the fact that Dan ran away from the scene of the crime and tried to make it home. Of course he did not make it home instead he ended up laying near a tree or something and the cops found him. Anyhow, just a memorable event that happened on this day in my life. Last saturday was a good day too, i can say that i choked dan out, it was a great defeat one that will go down in history like david slaying goliath, sure i had be 0-159 vs dan since the age of 8 or something but after a 16 year streak of getting beat downs it all came to an end. I will say however the monkey beat me due to hogan leg drop backfiring and just destroying my tailbone. Thats all. Hopefully that will be enough for you all.

I am back for another uneventful blog entry. Lets start off things where i can remember them last tuesday after class i decided to head over to mcnallys to pay a visit ot my good buddy dan, alex and jim (DV F'n Ds) little did i know what i would find. What i found was three guys more drunk then i could comprehend, i dont even know if i could put this in prospective but from what i was told they had been drinking since 9 or so in the morning and all the while at the white sox game, and it was then 9 pm so if you do the math thats 12 hours of non stop drinking. The crazy part is that when i got there they were wasted and while i was there they did more then some people do in a whole night, and i was only there for 40 minutes. I am not sure what the highlight was, it could be Jim acting like a total jerk, or dan asking the waitress about certain medical conditions, i really dont know but no matter what i found it hilarious, although next time you drive like that dan im going to crack you in the nuts. Wednesday was a little day at work well not really all that little, i dont remember what i did, but i know it was boring, then i went to my grandmas for some good chili and then home to veg out like my typical night after work. Friday night was a night to remember as well. I was sitting in mcnallys all innocent when this strange man approaches me and rubs my head and says "whats up bitch, my name is alice" or something to that effect. Ends up being bills uncle, this guy was super drunk at least i hope he was cuz he acted like it. He was probably about 50 and kept telling me not to gangsta lean and all sorts of strange things, he then made up strange stories about how certain people were mormons and dan was a sheriff and ej was his accountant or something like that, anyway this kind partied with the group till 4am of course i didnt make it that late for i am like a grandpa and need to sleep well before then, if anyone else has any stories of alice theyd like to share feel free in the comments section. Saturday, well that morning i did work for my dad, then sat around till party time. The party was ok, i dont know if i could say it was the most fun ive ever had, but it did have some hilarious moments, i am not even sure if i should put them on this blog for reason of insane girlfriends trying to look things up on their boyfriends that were part takers in this party and if the house was to save some money i probably shouldnt add anything, however the events that took place with this certain individual were amazing and how a person can get out of what he got out of is simply amazing. Ej got just bombed at this party, which is fine, and i hope he doesnt remember me using his golf arm to do various chores around the house. The highlight of the party was number one the dog who was probably the best trained animal i had seen in a long time, and secondly the sex. First of all sex in the bahtroom is gross, sex in a bathroom of a house lived in by a few guys is even more disgusting, had maxwell not cleaned it a week prior i dont even want to think of what that girl would of sat in, plus who has sex on a sink. Also, when people are yelling at you and like opening the door how do you not care? So anyway they moved to the car and then people knocked on the windows and basically just watched it all go down, while the other guys brother we assume was doing equally dirty things to the girls friend, however no one really knows where they went. So that was entertaining and yeah i dont know what else, just basic party crap, drunk people saying stupid things. Sunday was a typical day of church and then hanging out by myself doing the video/tv thing not to interesting. Today was work a nice 10 hour day, im not complaining because the second half of the day was really interesting and i learned a lot of valuable information that will better myself to do the job i need to get done, thus getting a better review and in the end a bigger raise. So leighan is coming home saturday, i hope to see her sunday. she has a big job interview downtown on monday, congrats to her on getting that it sounds like a pretty amazing gig, although leighan on michigan ave every day could also be a scary thing, well i guess no more scary then me on a computer where i can shop but still scary none the less, but still congrats to my G-F.
Anyone who has the chance to pick up a logitech harmony 880 remote i would highly suggest it, i bought one last week because they were on super sale meaning 200 dollars off and i recieved it today and i am in heaven the thing works like a dream plus it has a color interface which now has a white sox logo on it, all totally needed, but really i paid 50 bux for it and i was missing a remote so it really does come in handy not that it is neccesary but wonderful it is.
It was wierd liking some of the Cubs players, i hate that team with everything in me, but I really like a Juan Pierre, and i dont mind derrick lee, although i do hate D Lee, i also dont mind Ryan Dempster nor Michael Barrett, ok i dont like Micheal Barrett but i do find that he trained over the summer in Mixed Martial Arts so he can destroy Roy Oswalt if ever needed quite amazing. Anyway i dont like the feeling of liking cubs players but it has happened and i dont feel ok with that so if anyone of my fellow sox fans can change that in me that would be great. Ok well i think thats all for now, maybe if people suggested what they like to read or what bores them to no end i would write more if people really want me to if not, this is what you will get, a couple paragraphs every 2 weeks or so. ya digg?